Apollo, facing a hellish situation: This isn’t ideal
Apollo faced with a mild inconvenience: I now know why God abandoned this timeline
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The Snake River and canyon near Twin Falls, Idaho
#look driving over the snake river was a deeply comical moment during our first family road trip#I was driving and my dad was riding shotgun with the American atlas out as we’re picking our way through Idaho#I’d been driving through flat farm country and sod fields for hours#I see a slight change up in the road ahead but nothing really looks different there’s just rails next to the road#dad is scoping out the route ahead and says ‘huh I think we’re coming up on the snake river’ and just like that the *ground disappears*#there is no warning or change in geography we just go over this bridge and suddenly we’re looking down over this enormous river gorge#I am all ‘no SHIT dad holy moly holy smokes LOOK at this we are stopping I am pulling this bitch over’
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
Might as well fucking kill myself
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- You can no longer slap the Gnome while holding a beer
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